while most of y'all were pimping yourselves in some way for a dollar today, i was working for free. now i'm giving away some of that work for free. i found myself particularly proud of the paragraph that follows.
disclaimer - ladies - i love you all very much. i also love myself, thus i must allow myself to use whatever words necessary to describe what it is i'm seeing.
disclaimer #2 - to anybody who recently expressed a desire to read my book - i understand if your squeamish minds change after reading what follows.
cheers!
It was close to 5 in the morning when I pulled out of her compliant cunt. Still directing with an eye for detail, possibly knowing this unfilmed homemade movie needed an exciting finish, she scooted down to gorge herself on my milky meal. Like a good little girl, she attached her lips like Velcro, making sure each of the millions of sperm, contained in every separate discharge, swam down her esophagus. As my seed was drowning in digestion rather than fighting for fertilization, I was tongue kissing her passionately, and possibly in love.
disclaimer - ladies - i love you all very much. i also love myself, thus i must allow myself to use whatever words necessary to describe what it is i'm seeing.
disclaimer #2 - to anybody who recently expressed a desire to read my book - i understand if your squeamish minds change after reading what follows.
cheers!
It was close to 5 in the morning when I pulled out of her compliant cunt. Still directing with an eye for detail, possibly knowing this unfilmed homemade movie needed an exciting finish, she scooted down to gorge herself on my milky meal. Like a good little girl, she attached her lips like Velcro, making sure each of the millions of sperm, contained in every separate discharge, swam down her esophagus. As my seed was drowning in digestion rather than fighting for fertilization, I was tongue kissing her passionately, and possibly in love.
Would you please do away with the cursive? Do you think you're fancy or something?
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ReplyDeleteis cursive so passe` that it's considered fancy?
sincerely,
rtn
am i cutting muffins and the cursive writing my sinister apples, or am i a sinister apple and all i do punctuated by the smell of decomposing, cut muffins?
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