i could be dreaming now, but the snow melting in my room won't allow that

so i instead decided to do some dream research.  not on one of my dreams - i don't really buy into dream analysis enough to do that.  but, when i showed up in lazlo's dream the other night, well, that caused a couple laughs, and tonight it had me looking up the meaning of sharks, sex, and midgets as they relate to dreams.  when i laughed out loud upon reading, "To see a midget in your dream, suggests that you are feeling small and insignificant," i simultaneously gave up on dream interpretation for others, also - i'm over looking for truth anywhere other than where the truth lay.


as for the dream:
lazlo and i were being attacked by a shark.  he hit it in the eye with a book.  i jumped onto the shark's bare back for some bareback with a dwarf asian lady.  
i'd like to think i lassoed the shark and used it as reins while i did my other riding.


ps - a dwarf might mean one is grounded and connected to nature, or that person might be undeveloped (i'm sensing a theme here, dream interpreter dorkuses), inferior, or insignificant.  


or maybe i needed: an end table for a beer, an ottoman, a kinky sex partner, or to feel like pedro martinez.  


so, fuck people's bullshit opinions, built off of other unworthy opinions.  but, my opinion, at least for me, is of great value.  my interpretation of the dream - i am so large, i could not and would not be contained within my own head.  


pps - i love dream reality.  having sex with a dwarf asian lady on the back of a shark - so simple, yet how many people are gonna think thoughts like that without the aid of a dream, or many drugs?