from the proprietor of a swingers club.
the New Yorker has not been taking the initiative to discover my blog and and deem me worthy of a $5,000 story, but i do have a NY story that i fabricated this afternoon. all's fair in love, war, and games, and the online casual sex hunt probably fills all 3 categories.
Story below. Now I gots to get back to replying to some sex party emails. here's a brief back n forth from 1:
cheap-ass prospective client, "hey i love to come , and this my first time , but i have 60 dollars."
me, "If this is your first time, consider yourself lucky we'd let you in for only $100. don't bother replying if you're broke ass can't come up with the extra money."
who'd make me laugh if not me? :)
now, the commissioned story:
Good afternoon sexy swingers of NYC. Tuesday night's party was one for the ages. As
the partygoers filled the tight dance spot, the floor got tighter and hotter, the guests got sweatier
and looser, and the inviting couches and swing became a body molding aphrodisiac allowing
everybody to get out all they needed to get out. I watched my new and old friends leave later
that night with 10 hour long smiles from chin to chin.
A special shout out to the gorgeous Vitor and Noemi. Brazil and France, respectively,
are at a loss as these two grace New York with their hot, come-hither sexuality and
seductiveness. Even if you didn’t play with them, chances are if you saw them, you won’t soon
be forgetting them. Darlings, I speak for all of tonight’s partygoers when I say, “we want you
back!”
Yes, sexual demand leads to our sexual supply. We are having another swing party
tonight from 8 pm to 1 am. Early indications lead me to think it may be hotter than Tuesday
nights party, even if Noemi stays home rather than on the swing for 2 hours straight.
Tonight’s party is all nude. When you check in, you’ll receive a bag for your belongings,
which will be stored securely. Complimentary massages by one of our sexy hostesses. It’s
BYOB, and non-alcoholic beverages and snacks will be provided on the house. Single ladies,
of course, are free. Couples are $50 and single males are $120. If you’d like to attend, sent me an email at...
the New Yorker has not been taking the initiative to discover my blog and and deem me worthy of a $5,000 story, but i do have a NY story that i fabricated this afternoon. all's fair in love, war, and games, and the online casual sex hunt probably fills all 3 categories.
Story below. Now I gots to get back to replying to some sex party emails. here's a brief back n forth from 1:
cheap-ass prospective client, "hey i love to come , and this my first time , but i have 60 dollars."
me, "If this is your first time, consider yourself lucky we'd let you in for only $100. don't bother replying if you're broke ass can't come up with the extra money."
who'd make me laugh if not me? :)
now, the commissioned story:
Good afternoon sexy swingers of NYC. Tuesday night's party was one for the ages. As
the partygoers filled the tight dance spot, the floor got tighter and hotter, the guests got sweatier
and looser, and the inviting couches and swing became a body molding aphrodisiac allowing
everybody to get out all they needed to get out. I watched my new and old friends leave later
that night with 10 hour long smiles from chin to chin.
A special shout out to the gorgeous Vitor and Noemi. Brazil and France, respectively,
are at a loss as these two grace New York with their hot, come-hither sexuality and
seductiveness. Even if you didn’t play with them, chances are if you saw them, you won’t soon
be forgetting them. Darlings, I speak for all of tonight’s partygoers when I say, “we want you
back!”
Yes, sexual demand leads to our sexual supply. We are having another swing party
tonight from 8 pm to 1 am. Early indications lead me to think it may be hotter than Tuesday
nights party, even if Noemi stays home rather than on the swing for 2 hours straight.
Tonight’s party is all nude. When you check in, you’ll receive a bag for your belongings,
which will be stored securely. Complimentary massages by one of our sexy hostesses. It’s
BYOB, and non-alcoholic beverages and snacks will be provided on the house. Single ladies,
of course, are free. Couples are $50 and single males are $120. If you’d like to attend, sent me an email at...
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