i wrote this at approximately 5:35-5:45 on the cta in transit to a beach yoga class while pondering what might be a succinct profile for a dating website:
dating application
My name is _____
I bite
I spank
I love
I hurt
I may be at my best when I order myself up a combo plate of
Belly and vocal laughter.
Wanna fuck?
_________________________________________________________________________________
at exactly 7:47, a dating site i've been on for just over a week alerted me to this wonderful news via email:
"You are Hot! We just detected that you're now among the most attractive people on...we'll recommend more attractive people to you. You'll also appear more often to other attractive people."
i'm not sure how many times i've audibly and internally laughed at this information since being alerted to it, but it's more than 5. maybe you, too, will share a laugh. and recognize how damn sexy i am! if you'd like to know how to be as attractive as me, feel free to make inquiries. sharing is caring...about hotness!
dating application
My name is _____
I bite
I spank
I love
I hurt
I may be at my best when I order myself up a combo plate of
Belly and vocal laughter.
Wanna fuck?
_________________________________________________________________________________
at exactly 7:47, a dating site i've been on for just over a week alerted me to this wonderful news via email:
"You are Hot! We just detected that you're now among the most attractive people on...we'll recommend more attractive people to you. You'll also appear more often to other attractive people."
i'm not sure how many times i've audibly and internally laughed at this information since being alerted to it, but it's more than 5. maybe you, too, will share a laugh. and recognize how damn sexy i am! if you'd like to know how to be as attractive as me, feel free to make inquiries. sharing is caring...about hotness!
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